Miss Patisserie


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trying to organise my life is more difficult than previously expected
can I return to the store for a full refund?

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Someday every kid who reads books from the 50s is going to wonder, “Why does everyone in this book say queer like it’s a bad word?”

And on that day, let’s have a victory party.

I fear that you and I, my dear fellow, will be old and grey and full of cyborg replacement parts on that day. Nonetheless, I second your plan.

Party at John’s house for queer cyborgs.  BYO mechanical lubricants.

I’ll bring the cake.

(via burn-gormans-eyelashes)

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enough of that “stick around for ur family” shit

here’s why you shouldn’t kill yourself u fucker

  • orgasms
  • fuckin puppies those cute lil shits
  • dude have you seen the fucking maldives
  • did i mention orgasms
  • ddude fob is back together n they r releasing new pUNK SONGS
  • so many concerts to go to
  • fuckin WINTER. snow n shit
  • the “keep calm and carry on” meme is dying

whenever im sad i look at this post

this post is now permanently on my desktop

(Source: fachee, via dapperishness)